I've just taken off the (sludge green) t-shirt I had to wear to work today (three line whip, no arguments, repeat performances for the next three Fridays!) advertising the National Student Survey....and emblazoned upon my left buttock for the day has been the following....
GOT FIVE MINUTES?
WANT TO WIN A PRIZE?
CARE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE?
Attractive, don't you think?
PS....despite the lure of free sweeties there's still only a couple of returns in the box!